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« on: March 03, 2006, 11:04:06 PM »

Shy?

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.


Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila®. Leave Shyness Behind.
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Re: Shy?
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2006, 12:46:30 AM »

That was beautiful!  But is it safe to take with other meds?  I like to throw in a little tobasco  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2006, 01:39:06 AM »

I have been using Tequila for years now and I have noticed a huge difference.  For example I no longer feel the need to wear clothing after taking it.  I have noticed also that it makes my voice louder and the floor a lot more comfortable.  The best thing is the pain killing ability.  I would recommend Tequila for anyone.
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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2006, 07:41:52 PM »

except it burns my throat and upsets my stomach Sad
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2006, 07:44:41 PM »

Bah, just get yourself a bottle of pepto!
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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2006, 08:03:46 PM »

ugh lord. you made me sicker with that thought. imagine those two tastes together!
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Re: Shy?
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2006, 08:15:03 PM »

They both have the potential to make me vomit but at least with the tequila I will have fun doing it.

The last time I used pepto I was dry heaving for like an hour.

Pink EVERYWHERE.  Not cool man, not cool.
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« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2006, 02:05:15 PM »

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That was beautiful!  But is it safe to take with other meds?  I like to throw in a little tobasco

Ahh yes, the dreaded "Buffalo Sweat." That was my favorite shot to give out at someone's 21st birthday bash. Until someone bought it for me on my 21st (I remember nothing afterwards).

Buffalo Sweat = 1 shot of tequilla with a touch of Tabasco sauce. Mix, shoot, enjoy the burn!
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« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2006, 05:34:56 PM »

Yes, it's a great shot.  It's always the shot I buy people for their birthday.
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« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2006, 06:37:05 AM »

That was great! Very amusing. That would be an awesome commercial!
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« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2006, 10:37:03 PM »

It is a commercial on the radio here in Cincinnati
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