yeah i've got tons of them, i swear if the chuck norris jokes didnt start at my highschool, they got a big boost from my highschool... the local physics teacher has instructional videos and the guy's name is Mr. Physics, but i swear he's chuck norris's twin brother. always waited for him to roundhouse kick someone...never happened
also after i posted i got the urge to find more and found a site that chuck norris himself picked his favorites...remember they arent chuck norris jokes, they are chuck norris FACTS http://chucknorrisfacts.com/
oh and JBI nice sig is that a real pic or photoshopped? cause if thats a real pic, nice work, if its photoshopped, nice work....
If chuck norris is late, time better slow the f*** down!
Chuch Norris has a pet kitten, every night for a snack.
Chuck Norriss counted to infinity, twice.
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"Its the end of the 4th quarter and your wanting to throw a hail mary! Sure I'd like to be pimps from Oakland but this isn't halloween, Grow up count chocula" -The Wedding Crashers
Chuck Norris doesnt have hair on his balls, cuz hair cannot grow on steel
Ghosts are from Chuck Norris killing people faster than death can process them
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"Its the end of the 4th quarter and your wanting to throw a hail mary! Sure I'd like to be pimps from Oakland but this isn't halloween, Grow up count chocula" -The Wedding Crashers
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haha
, you know im kidding...sorta
