how can you say hes a loser he drinks a pint of arsnic a day in an attempt to feel!
this is my personal favorite fact about him: Chuck Norris likes to dress up in a "Barney" suit and visit the local kintergardens. When the happy little children ask Chuck to sing a song he roundhouse kicks the excrement out of them, removes his mask, and says, "I'm not a jukebox, you little fucker."
Chuck Norris is so great, that there aren't any producer's left who have enough money to afford another Chuck Norris failure of a movie/show and still have enough of a tattered reputation that they would be allowed to produce a PeeWee Herman movie without being lynched.
and the lord said "let there be light" and chuck norris said "say please"
the continets didn't drift away from each other, they just found out that chuck norris was gunna be on america so they all ran away
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.
When Chuck Norris does Push up's he doesn't push himself up he pushes the world down.
Chuck Norris was originally cast to play the lead role on the show 24. The producers had to fire him after he killed all of the terrorists in 10 seconds.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris didn't wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris doesn't step away from the vehicle. The vehicle steps away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark; the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
The Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Thank his brother for all those "action" shots on Walker!
