my buddy when he took his pain meds the other day...wow...the guy literally argued that the seed from a lemon in his tea was a fish. It was freakin hilarious he was like...What the hell is that in my drink man...ITS A FISH!!....No man thats not a fish its a seed...Well,WHAT THE FCUK IS A SEED DOIN IN MY DRINK??...Man you are f'd up,You squeezed that lemon in the drink...I did?? damn oh well i coulda swore that was a fish, i seriously thought it was like a fckin gold fish or something swimmin around in there, I STILL think its a fish but you say its not, I swear i see that thing swimmin around in there. You sure thats not a fish?


Needless to say he took to many it was oxycotton and it really messed with him but damn did i have a laugh at his expense.

Wow. . send some of those meds my way.. 

Brian Regan
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Mike Showalter
Dave Chapelle

Dane got quoted way too much over here, hes about as funny as a Will Ferrel movie, after your fourth time watching it...