The Mathematical Proof of Mr. T's Pity: For life to
exist there must be a symmetrical equation regarding
the factors of pity (p) and fools (f) -> p-f=0 If any
one factor rose to a level higher than the other, life
as we know it would cease to exist. The fool factor
(f) can be decisively measured by dividing jibba-jabba
(j) by tolerance for said jibba jabba (t) -> f=j/t.
With these two equations we can deduce:
p-f=0;
f=j/t;
p-(j/t)=0; 
p=j/t.
Or more simply, since p=f, and f=j/t, we can
substitute p with f for p=j/t.
This equation leads to quite an interesting result. As
we can see, if we can hold jibba-jabba constant, as
tolerance for said jibba-jabba approaches 0, pity
approaches infinty. Now we all know that Mr. T "aint
got no time for jibba-jabba". In fact, extensive
observational studies have been conducted and even
with machines able to calculate with precision to the
23rd decimal place, Mr. T's tolerance for jibba-jabba
has been conclusively found to be 0, and therefore Mr
T.s pity is the literal embodiment of the concept of infinty.

 

This is the only time that I will find Calculus funny.

please tell me that you are singel and alone at night! wow, just wow lol



LOL this is pretty funny

lol typo....i was just messin with ya anyways....