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CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
(All temperatures in Fahrenheit and Celsius)
70 ABOVE (21 C)
*Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
*People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.
60 ABOVE (16 C)
*North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
*People in Canada plant gardens.
50 ABOVE (10 C)
*Californian's shiver uncontrollably.
*People in Canada sunbathe.
40 ABOVE (5 C)
*Italian and English cars won't start.
*People in Canada drive with the windows down.
32 ABOVE (0 C)
*Distilled water freezes.
*Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
20 ABOVE (-6 C)
*Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
*People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.
15 ABOVE (-9.4 C)
*Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
*People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 DEGREES ( -17.8 C)
*People in Miami all die........
*Canadians lick the flagpole.
20 BELOW (-28.9 C)
*Californians fly away to Mexico
*People in Canada get out their winter coats.
40 BELOW (-40 C)
*Hollywood disintegrates.
*The Girl Guides of Canada are selling cookies door to door.
60 BELOW (-51.1 C)
*Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
*Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets
cold enough.
80 BELOW (-62.2 C)
*Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
*People in Canada rent some videos.
100 BELOW (-73.3)
*Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
*Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
297 BELOW (-128.8 C)
*Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
*Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.
460 BELOW (-273.3 C)
*ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
*People in Canada start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 BELOW (295.7 C)
*Hell freezes over.
*The Americans win a gold medal in hockey
*The Leafs win the cup.
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Aaron
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we floridians start dressing warmer when it hits 70 lol thats getting cold to us....now think of this 98 degrees F would make you canadians run around naked!!! lol is just a normal day here in Fl though
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DangerboyJr
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anything above 70 is shirtless weather for me
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Darktengu
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I've seen something pretty similar to that only with Wisconsin VS the South.
How do you spell Canada??
(In Canadian accent) C-aye-N-aye-D-aye
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Gr8witeLxi
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Yeah! Get it right DT!.. And I'm a Toronto fan.  |
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Darktengu
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Close.. spelled.. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh, eh  LOL I was trying to think of the best way to spell it! |
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Darktengu
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Yeah yeah I got that DBJ!! Go photoshop that other cars tire out of your window!!!!  |
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DangerboyJr
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too lazy.. i dont have photoshop anymore since I re-installed XP..
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har har har hahaha..hahahahhahahhhhhhahahhhahah omfg
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hahahahhahhaa......haha
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DangerboyJr
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Yeah yeah I got that DBJ!! Go photoshop that other cars tire out of your window!!!! Oh and DT.. when you make your own sig.. or better yet.. learn how to resize a pic.. ill fix my sig.. lol.. I had too |
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