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Member against member in anything..  ;D

lets see what you got.



JBI vs. Aaron.. (dance off)..  jbi wins..  the judges were concentrating on his feet.  :D

Nykon vs. DT... (1/4 mile.... .. .. pushing they're cars..  :D ) Nykon wins due to weight ratio of the vehicles.  :D .. 5:37 at 4mph.

BV vs. Alain.. climbing THE HILL... idk who wins... who's older?  :D

Shiano Vs Gr8wite [in the field of Bullshytology] After seeing Shiano's BS degree shirt [see below] the judges award him the point

(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r231/Shiano/BSDegree.jpg)

 ::)

LOL You've been drinking haven't you.

I hit 45 YO in three weeks

(http://distancedemons.homestead.com/files/old_man.jpg)

I haven't been drinking.. it's a weekday... lol


DT vs. Shiano...  a streaking race across a football field.    DT wins :D

nykon vs dt.....street race, they both lost cuz they own I420Asswipes  :P

Not if theirs concrete involved. lol.

LOL

I need a drink

nykon vs gr8wite in drinking contest, who wins AARON!! who gets removed from his basic training cuz he went in drunk, course he blamed it on shiano who got called by the military as proof requirement. upon shiano's arrival, Aaron danced like chris brown and had 3000 hot black chicks (that's all of the hot ones in the united states excluding my sister) wanting to get with him. seeing this johnny bravo tactic, gr8wite comes in flexing his muscles to gain attention, but only caught emily's hence dt getting into a fight and getting distracted, thus losing the race with nykon. Alain disqualified Nykon due to Dt not being able to finish which was later vetoed by bad venge due to the age policy, which states that, the oldest member of the board gets to be president. DT got really upset at this and decided he would prove his strength....and how? by challenging shiano to a streaking contest across the football field that the patriots lost on!!of  course  w/ shiano in lock up behind concrete bars, that didnt happen. after regaining consciousness and pulling his head out of the toilet, nykon looked up to see DT laughing at him.....then throws him a .....a.....parrot's bay :D

ahh i wont  have access to alcohol during basic...this is sad. that means ill be sober for 8 or more weeks! nooooo.

JBI vs Gr8...winner both JBI rubs off Gr8 making Gr8 happy and JBI likes the end result as well!

yeah n u just turned 21 too. I'll hve more booze than i can drink..i just wont drink it.

send it to me in basic!

and I won't hit 44 until this summer
and I used to be a hardcore punk
and I used to fight a lot

so basically you are screwed

Alain

I thought Aaron was a lush.?

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Armwrestling??? who wants to challenge up??  ;)

what do u know about arm wrestling canadien? :P

you stand no chances against me, unless you are built like a big guy from the WWE

Alain

I am a very strong armwrestler... very surpising for my size. Amazing burst strength.

Everytime we are in a bar.. and my buddy has one too many drinks he goes and unwillingly volunteers me in armwrestles against the biggest guys in the bar... I have put down some pretty juiced up monkeys before.. and it has caused alot of trouble before.  :D

as a matter of fact I just armwrestled my 165ibs buddy the other day just cuz he was trying to proove a point or something... That's not that heavy but I threw him right over the table backwards...  :D



I've been the underdog countless times.... I challenge anyone here..  8)  ;D


underdogs have the sweetest victories.

I never would've guessed you had the patience for this.

 ::) 8)

yeah..the size isnt very surprising at all :D (by way this: ;D means im laughing with u, this: :D means im laughing AT u)



I have more torque than a 92 civic LX, i can drink more litres than this car can produce, my 2 metre time is faster, if ur so gr8, I dare u to beat me in double armed wrestling. I beat two civic monstrosities before i even got behind the wheel

blah blah blah big talk for a forum!

Talk

You say?

And good job JBI on the super battle.

Well.. lol.. I'm not small.. but I'm also not juiced up huge.. lol


what the hell is double armwrestling?..  :D

Ex Marine/Ex cop and third degree black belt ... bring it on ....

try .. without breaking your hip old man..  :P heh ;D

I may be old but my car is faster then yours   :P :P :P

Armwrestle for pinks?  lol :P :P

Oonu know mi? I am di original jamaican dandadda!. badda dan saddam.  nun a oonu cyaan tes.

so we got moses vs peter...watch out for the bucket right infront of u too  ;)

mr canada, how does it feel to be the epitome of all that is always ALMOST as good as the seed from which i sprung?

thanks shiano, much appreciated, but playing with fire doesnt mean it wont burn u..its a good servant, but a bad master.


Ex marine, ex cop..there's a reason why ur not anymore  :P blackbelt? I would return the header wraps back to autozone

hard core punk? fight a lot beating up other punks for not knowing y they chose to be punk is not gonna help u in this ring

and tengu, I have a lot of patients, they're all in the intensive care unit, and it sems like there will be a lot more. by the end of this thread.

last but not least...ma man goin to basic training...last time i was referred to basic i was still in diapers...hope u got some spare teeth, even though im not
 
a dentist, i will take out summa urs.

jbi your comebacks are going downhill

i could say the same about ur karma, but i dont think it could go any further down, by the way in case no one told u, karma is how much ppl like u.... y dont u go run 2 ur momma for some karma now boy ;)

 i suppose that might matter if i lived my life always caring what people i don't know thought?  ;)

lol. i smited one guy each time i signed on to asog for a month one time. and i checked in alot at the time.

lol,



wait..are u trying to say u cant care what ppl u dont know think? hmm...very flawed...very flawed statement, i'll give u one word so u can think about it:

"terror"

JBIs comebacks have been going down hill for a very long time he resorts to acting gay to scare people into leaving him alone now.  ;)

Actually, he meant to say 'Terrorists'

ok how bout a real comeback.. why should i cry to my mom for karma when yours gives me enough already?  8)

But i thought you liked keeping it in the family, Matt?  :D

shhhh

lol

the cars....the girl....aaron's mom  :D

boost creep vs. jesse

which account can i make work again first


guess who won  :D

Aaron's mom won..she came first  :D.

new acct ftw!! we appreciate noobs  :P

dude my mom would eat you.

there are so many ways to hurt u right now...lol, but i'll play nice.


You and your family's cannibalistic attitude towards life and its ...sacrification is in chuck norris' roundhouse territory. I'll be waiting for a response.

no seriously shes a cow, i dont like my mom much so it doesnt really bother me the whole mom jokes.

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.... thats bad..

dude... i wreck all of you :-*




CMC

fight nice now girls

if she not 180, she no lady ;D

if she not 301, we arent going to have any fun  :o




CMC

you mama's so fat, she jumped  and the earth followed her :D

WTF? lame

yeah u certainly are no rocket scientist...its a geek joke by the way......meant for geeks.....its only funny if u understand it....which u didnt.....get a life...the end. ;)

i understood it but still didnt find it good. though it was slightly funny to the geek in me.

I cleared a whole house in armwrestling when i was hammered on saturday..  ;D

9 guys... all bigger then me.

and 4 girls... all used both hands. I was actually lifting one off the ground  cuz she was leaning all her weight on me.. i'd say 130ish ibs.


 ;D ;D ;D and beat my boss today at work... and my arm was killing me.  >:(

prove it.

......freak!

doesnt look to bad.. its all red and swollen abit.

(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e321/gr8witegtz/100_4933.jpg)


take it too far when your drunk.. suprised its not all burned up.. usually get table burn real bad..



yea prooved it byoootch..  ;) and i did win all of them.  ;)

that's crazy man....I'll still take u on tho 8)

maybe if i was tied up.. oh wait umm lets not give Aaron any ideas...

you are pasty

i've taken shits bigger then you!  ;D

ooooh... its war! ;D

haha...  ::) pics are decieving.. i do not have a small build.  8) ;)

and soo what if im pasty.. its winter..  ;D


bulk up in the winter and tan in the summer...

Take after you mom, do you??

ROFL  :D karma

sorry to tell you arm wrestling has very little to do with arms its your pectoral and back muscles that do the work granted the arm does do a good amount but the actual fight is won with the other groups.

Your arm looks weak.

I'll take on anybody w/ threee fingers and win 8)

using ur car is cheating... >:(

DT thats low, Aaron I'll tool you, 98lxi... funny thing is i said that to a girl last night. :D ... jbi where's my lights? :P

hmm.....today is tuesday.....ugh..fine i'll go get em durin the day....I'll get two pairs, i'll let u kno the cost after I ship them...and ur sending a money order...ur covering gas too cuz its like 15 min away :P.

lol tool me? good luck come on down to orlando and we'll give it a shot

On teh internetz I are Superlystronger toooozozo

....how some ppl manage to get drunk in the middle of the day on a monday is beyond me... :-\

LOL I"m at work.  It's Tuesday not Monday, and I'm not drunk.  I was just showing how useful arguing strength is on the internet. LOL

Pay the one way ticket and I will have a nice vacation in disney world after I kick your a$$.  ;D

on your credit card.. after i take that to.  ;)

thanks DT understands where im commin from its alllll big talk on the forum. blah blah blah

gr8 ... obey your elders! sit down and shut up! ;D
good boy... pat on the head. :P

time out son....my computer's faster  :D

oh yeah well mine is slower!

I'm probly taller then you...  :P  no pats on the head.  :P

gr8, u remind me of a civic from the factory.....useless

Shedep.. you Geo metro.  :P

DAMN RICKY YOU FINNALY MADE A REALLY GOOD COMBACK! and its truthful to boot!

hey now JBI dont get over confident until that last one yours were pretty lame too however Gr8 that really was sad.

how can u not give props to full metal jacket???? boi u been sleepin?

i can but it wasnt that good of a use in this situation. and no i havent been sleeping. :-[

yeah..i thought so... :(

Pansies... ;D

y dont u go smoke a brown pipe :P

Please do

pff.. up in the middle of the night?.. whatcha guys doing at that time.. go to bed..

i was up till 4am...i happen to have a sleeping disorder.

just b/c you don't want to work 3rd shift Gr8, doesnt mean that the world will stand still for you at night. lol

If I had to sleep next to that beast you call a girlfriend, I'd have a sleeping disorder too!

That would be a disorder altogether. :-\

Why do that when I could smoke your mom's bowl? :o :o :o

I dont have a gf and she was pretty fuckin hot when i did have one after a little activity i had no problem going to sleep then.

they played Nintendo Wii  ;D lol

wii: when said twice is a term used by girls for a detailed description when asked the question (james bond voice).."what did 98lxi bring to the sack?"   

yeah after you put the bag over her head you stopped having nightmares

haha yeah...right.