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Chuck says bring it on byotchs!
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chuck norris is suing NBC for copy-writing a show after the name of his 2 two legs...  "Law & Order".  :D
 

just for a laugh...

You should be banned.  The guy's such a badass, but he can't even do his own kicks  ::) Thank his brother for all those "action" shots on Walker!

Meh

how can you say hes a loser he drinks a pint of arsnic a day in an attempt to feel!

this is my personal favorite fact about him: Chuck Norris likes to dress up in a "Barney" suit and visit the local kintergardens. When the happy little children ask Chuck to sing a song he roundhouse kicks the excrement out of them, removes his mask, and says, "I'm not a jukebox, you little fucker."

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris is so great, that there aren't any producer's left who have enough money to afford another Chuck Norris failure of a movie/show and still have enough of a tattered reputation that they would be allowed to produce a PeeWee Herman movie without being lynched.

google doesnt search for chuck norris, cuz everyone knows you dont find chuck norris, he finds you. *dza*

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

What's Chuck norris' middle name. I heard when he was given one his delivery doctor was forced into retirement.




ok so that was lame :D

At least it rhymed..... abit..... i guess..  :P

and the lord said "let there be light"
and chuck norris said "say please"

the continets didn't drift away from each other, they just found out that chuck norris was gunna be on america so they all ran away

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.

When Chuck Norris does Push up's he doesn't push himself up he pushes the world down.

Chuck Norris was originally cast to play the lead role on the show 24. The producers had to fire him after he killed all of the terrorists in 10 seconds.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris didn't wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Chuck Norris doesn't step away from the vehicle. The vehicle steps away from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark; the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

The Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

LMAO those were pretty good.

Big fan of the new sig JBI

Chuck Norris would never own an Evo



(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j46/xxbrightbladexx/Funny/owned-2.jpg)


The Evo owns him.

And VERY nice on the sig JBI

thanks  ;)


btw not a bad pic...ill see if i can top that lol

Chuck noris took your virginity...and if you think thats impossible i lost it to a girl...he got you as an infant...its true

yeah i've got tons of them, i swear if the chuck norris jokes didnt start at my highschool, they got a big boost from my highschool... the local physics teacher has instructional videos and the guy's name is Mr. Physics, but i swear he's chuck norris's twin brother. always waited for him to roundhouse kick someone...never happened :(


also after i posted i got the urge to find more and found a site that chuck norris himself picked his favorites...remember they arent chuck norris jokes, they are chuck norris FACTS 
http://chucknorrisfacts.com/

oh and JBI nice sig is that a real pic or photoshopped? cause if thats a real pic, nice work, if its photoshopped, nice work....

oh its a real pic alright, heh, thanks..i didnt take it tho....i'll try to take one just as good.

If chuck norris is late, time better slow the f*** down!

Chuch Norris has a pet kitten, every night for a snack.

Chuck Norriss counted to infinity, twice.

chuck norris doesnt go to finals to pass, finals come to him

most people usually break out of jail, but they usually do so b/c chuck norris broke in

(i made both these :))

Chuck Norris doesnt have hair on his balls, cuz hair cannot grow on steel

Ghosts are from Chuck Norris killing people faster than death can process them

chuck norris used 1 loaf and 2 1/2 fish to feed 10000, they were all full......of fear

they made  a movie about chuck norris' roundhouse kick - "The secret weapon"

LOL thats a great one i think mo'joe wins so far.

Everyone is joking about Chuck Norris.. when Chuck Norris knows the jokes on you.  8)

Chuck norris has a dick on his dick and it's still bigger then JBI's.   ...  :P haha

arite gr8wite...step AWAY from the chuck norris!!

hey uh Gr8 you seem to know a lot about chucks and JBIs equipment...


Im not trying to say your gay or anything but...


well...thats a lie, i am saying that!!!

oh be nice...

 ;D, you know im kidding...sorta

all I have to say

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=25399106

that and watch his pain it forward video, its hilarious.

You owe me 42 dollars for watching that.  Horrible acting, worse writing and to top it off, the guy doesn't even get killed.

agreed, Nykon im not clicking on any more of your links...Are the sheep coulding your judgement again?

I owe you nothing.  I didn't make you click it.   ;D

what's funny is that i haven't clicked it yet. lol

You know damn well if you post a link I"m going to follow it!

EXACTLY!!! so yes you owe us, i say split the engine fund between me and him give me 90% his engine is already in good shape.

Are you going for a broken nose?    >:( >:( >:( >:( My engine has a broken valve, a busted piston and the block may or may not be OK!!!!  >:( >:( >:(  :D

So its still built about 40,000 times better than mine broken crap or not. Plus you dont have the god damned tranny i do either.

True.  But I have stuck way more money into a car that doesn't run.

Oh yeah and

Chuck Norris doesn't like Texas Ranger, because he knows how bad he sucks.

lol i win still you have a car that has a possibly good motor and tranny i have a car that has neither the money from the engine fund could get me a 3.0 swap.

That is the money I have spent already by the way.  None to give to you.

to make up for my past indiscretion.

 1000 whp Evo  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)
 

that evo's got a flame job.

forgiven.


DAMN!

He looks like he's 12.

I'd say that Evo has an 80's% chance of ushering in a New Wave of how to get the message across.

I've seen that driver before, isn't his name Rick?

You guys should really go check it out. There's even a girly looking one that does a few 360's.  ;D

click it or ticket ;)


for everything else...wow...u guys are nuts

.. There's mastercard.  ;D

btw your cars s'is 4x4'ing in yor sig JBI...

This is a oficiall drunknd post for me in awhile.. just got back from hockey beerss hit you hardr after a hard skate I got a goal.. yay.. beer beer beer!... mmm bed time now.. goodight all.. goodmight chuck norrisd..

 :-* ;D

WooT! random drunken post! lol

hehe im 21 in a few days expect some of those from me more often too.

lol, ur insane  :D

and drunk the two dont mix well like retards and adrenalin shots.

yeah...but i dont think its right u bring shiano into this like that tho aaron.. >:(

Haf you scheen my baseball?

 :D


funny... but you gunna take that Shiano?  :D

I'm a hypnotist. I can make JBI say whatever I want him to. Sometimes you have to bash yourself a little to keep everyone else from suspecting.  8)

the only thing shiano can hypnotise is dog to bark...and from my expertise that really doesnt take much :D

i was refering to you JBI

well..drunks never really made good references.

lol. see? i have JBI barking already.  ;D ;D ;D

good boy.... heres a treat boy..  ;D

JBI: RUFF!

dont worry aaron im on your side on this one.. !! 

*raises beer

dipshit i wasnt drunk! lol thats not till sunday 21 ON THE 20th SWEET

youngen ;D

10 bucks says u dont get no beer :D. we'll see how smart u r..hehe

I could tear this one apart.... but i'll be nice.

lol

For sure........  ;D

I like double negatives too.

I will be totally plastered no joke. The plan is to get so drunk i dont know who i am! lol that should be fun.

well dont get tooo drunk that u cant login..or type...make sure u have a video over ur computer so that u can get taped trying to log on :D

comp automatically logs in but then again im not gonna be at home to use it. It wont be my first drunken post. just ill be the most drunk i have been when i make it. I need to drink lol its been far to long.

Be sure to hide your keys somewhere!

yeah, don't want to wreck the... whatever you drive... or maybe you do... :o

(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h77/KgRomeo/Drunk20Owned.jpg)

Turned into the messiest sandwich right in the middle of an all important AIM session.... tsk tsk... tragic.

i dont care about the bring...i also refuse to drive drunk it never crosses my mind.

I got cut off today and ended up rear ending this explorer with a ball hitch so my sht screwed the pooch today.

motherf...... and if it got reported, it was considered your fault wasn't it?

another bet.. 10$ says Aaron is passed out cold by 10:00 off of 8 drinks.  ;D

it was a expedition so he didnt have any damage no report thank god since technically it would have been my ticket. i wasnt going fast enough to mess him up just the ball hitch ruined my day.


Gr8 dude i hold my booze really really well, 10 shots of 151 and im still up and drinkin more i would say i can handle it. Leiter of rum to myself and im still coherent. ok. give me credit it will be 11 after a fck of a lot more than 8

....8 drinks???....i'd give him 3....and that's diluted w/ club soda.

ill take that bet

we need video! lol.

i might actually have some...we'll see
but sadly i wont be at my house so i wont be able to get on ASOG....pitty. ill try to get on there if i can use my buddies comp but i dont think i will be thinking about it. i dont really know how much im going to be thinking to tell the truth!

just don't puke on his keyboard

lol. ill try